The More You Know
Studies have shown, time and again, that reading is one of the most beneficial activities one can engage in with their child, as there is a fundamental link between early literacy and future success. Regrettably, you won't find any studies positively correlating hours of Paw Patrol with later achievement. Trust me, I've looked.
Roadblocks
Unfortunately for parents, the majority of children's books on the market are pretty painful to read, causing internal conflict between a parent's wants and their obligations. And I would know. After years of attempting to read Dr. Seuss rhymes, I finally had to give up after my tongue fell out. And now my daughter is a preschool dropout.
Solutions
Look, this isn't rocket science. The more you enjoy something, the more you do it, which is why I now have carpal tunnel from social media. We're on a mission to make reading more fun for both parents and kids alike, in the hopes that it will lead to a generation of future scholars. So join us, won't you? Your child's college admission literally depends on it.
The Tooth Fairy Doesn't Knock Box Set
$29.95
Take your tooth-losing little on an adventure, as the tooth fairy tries to find a way into your home.
Luckily, this book comes with a magic fairy door to attach to your child's bedroom wall -- creating a portal from fairy world right into their room -- so that little miss fairy will have easy access to your toothless wonder's pillow. Oh, and your kid will also learn the term "401K," so it's educational and stuff.
Not suitable for children under the age of 3 (small parts). Set comes with the book, fairy door, poster, and stickers.
Fairy Door
$14.99
Lose your fairy door? Have more than one child going through the tooth-losing process? Looking for a way to cheat the system, because you hate my book idea but think the door is super cute? Purchase an "extra" door here!
Not suitable for children under the age of 3 (small parts).
Tooth Track
$4.99
How many times have you found yourself thinking, "Hey, I wonder what the exact order was in which I lost my teeth?" Well, if you're anything like me, the answer is probably... zero. But kids are ****ing weird! So allow them the opportunity to spread their wings and track their tooth loss by purchasing this here poster and sticker set. I promise those little weirdos will like it.
Not suitable for children under the age of 3 (small parts).
Funny Fable Productions is partnering with The Water Project in an effort to provide relief to children worldwide. Today, too many children suffer needlessly -- walking miles for dirty water that makes them sick. In fact, 1 in 5 children who die before the age of 5, worldwide, die of a water-related disease.
Together, we can change that.
With each book sold, Funny Fable Productions will donate $1 to The Water Project, so that we can provide clean, safe, and reliable water to a community in Africa. Once we're operating at scale, that number will jump to $2; and as we continue to grow as a company, so, too, will that number continue to climb.
We thank all of our customers for being an integral part of this effort and will continue to update you all as we move forward on this journey -- one dollar at a time.